i just listened to the other two guys i work with talk about fantasy football for about an hour. i didn't have anything useful to say about the subject, so instead i told them about how much better fantasy football would be if they owned the "fantasy" aspect a little more, and drafted more imaginary elements on their teams.
i, for one, think a wizard would make an excellent quarterback. beside the obvious strategic edge and arguable leadership qualities we've come to expect from wizards like gandalf and dumbledore (and to a lesser extent, gargamel,) they could revolutionize other aspects of the sport as well. qb to sideline communications via the "whisper it to a moth" method, for instance, would be nearly impossible to interfere with. and no more reviewing plays on film! relive the play by gazing into the fucking sieve, bitches.
and another thing, unicorns would make amazing wide recievers. dropping back, god-damned orco throws a hail mary pass deep into the endzone, which is impaled on a unicorn horn. TOUCHDOWN. the ref then calls a penalty for excessive celebration: the unicorn is shooting rainbows out his ass into the stands. unicorns are the terrell owens's of the fantasy world. they can be total pricks.
i, for one, think a wizard would make an excellent quarterback. beside the obvious strategic edge and arguable leadership qualities we've come to expect from wizards like gandalf and dumbledore (and to a lesser extent, gargamel,) they could revolutionize other aspects of the sport as well. qb to sideline communications via the "whisper it to a moth" method, for instance, would be nearly impossible to interfere with. and no more reviewing plays on film! relive the play by gazing into the fucking sieve, bitches.
and another thing, unicorns would make amazing wide recievers. dropping back, god-damned orco throws a hail mary pass deep into the endzone, which is impaled on a unicorn horn. TOUCHDOWN. the ref then calls a penalty for excessive celebration: the unicorn is shooting rainbows out his ass into the stands. unicorns are the terrell owens's of the fantasy world. they can be total pricks.
meet my defensive line. ...booyah?
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Seriously. How long have you been waiting for the perfect opportunity to use that image? Or did you just google image search: unicorn shoots rainbow?
that answer goes in the "how many licks" folder
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